Saturday, January 10, 2015

Hilary Walker, Vinalhaven, ME

Our latest meth angel hails from a small island town off the coast of Maine. It's such a beautiful place that if somebody sent you a postcard, you might not believe it's real. And Ms. Walker, who was busted with a couple of male companions in connection with a meth lab in a shed, certainly enhances the island scenery. Of course, a few more years of the meth life, and that will no longer be true. So we hope Ms. Walker will start enjoying her life in this most scenic of places, and stay out of that shed.

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Friday, January 2, 2015

Crystal Juanita Reed, Middlesboro, KY

Yes, this is the same person in both photos. Ms. Reed, 29 years old, was arrested with a rough looking 42 year old guy, for meth possession. And she was fresh out from a November arrest for meth production. Not a pretty site, even for a turtle.

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Friday, December 19, 2014

Kyndal Marie Hancock, Gaston, SC

Ms. Hancock, 21 years old, was busted with a couple of guys on a Sudafed run, in possession of meth. Her Facebook profile says, "I prefer to always remain on top, thats why i never stop!" We recommend that you stop as soon as possible, because your "before" photo may be our best meth angel of the year. The mug shot ... well, you're still in there somewhere, but visibly heading in the wrong direction.


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Megan Barrier, Cana, VA

Ms. Barrier, 20, was busted in a home with two older dudes and more than a kilo of meth. Apparently, the guys were the prime culprits, and Megan's bond was just $5,000, while the guys both got hit with a $750,000 bond.

We're not sure whether this is the same Megan Barrier who just got married to Kyle Stevens. If so, um ... where is your husband? If not, well, either way, it's time to keep better company.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Regina Dallas, Colquitt, GA

Regina Dallas hails from the home of "Swamp Gravy" and the National Mayhaw Festival. Apparently, that wasn't enough excitement for Ms. Dallas, described as one of the " frequent customers of Demetrius Walker Bail Bonding." With her bond revoked, she will be awaiting trial in jail. Hopefully her baby's father can take care of her son while she dries out.

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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Holly Hughes, Johnson City, TN

According to her Facebook page, Holly's occupation is "being the best mom I can be." Unfortunately, she has recently had a bit of a distraction from that occupation. Ms. Hughes, and her boyfriend, were busted in a car with meth, drug paraphernalia, and a large amount of cash. She also had another outstanding warrant. For her kids' sake, we wish her well in getting her life back together.

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Merissa Pittman,Tuscaloosa, AL

Well, at least she has that team spirit. Merissa was busted, along with two scruffy dudes and a mean looking girl, in a home in Tuscaloosa county. Pity the dude who was hooking up with the other woman. Roll Tide!

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