Friday, December 19, 2014

Kyndal Marie Hancock, Gaston, SC

Ms. Hancock, 21 years old, was busted with a couple of guys on a Sudafed run, in possession of meth. Her Facebook profile says, "I prefer to always remain on top, thats why i never stop!" We recommend that you stop as soon as possible, because your "before" photo may be our best meth angel of the year. The mug shot ... well, you're still in there somewhere, but visibly heading in the wrong direction.


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Megan Barrier, Cana, VA

Ms. Barrier, 20, was busted in a home with two older dudes and more than a kilo of meth. Apparently, the guys were the prime culprits, and Megan's bond was just $5,000, while the guys both got hit with a $750,000 bond.

We're not sure whether this is the same Megan Barrier who just got married to Kyle Stevens. If so, um ... where is your husband? If not, well, either way, it's time to keep better company.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Regina Dallas, Colquitt, GA

Regina Dallas hails from the home of "Swamp Gravy" and the National Mayhaw Festival. Apparently, that wasn't enough excitement for Ms. Dallas, described as one of the " frequent customers of Demetrius Walker Bail Bonding." With her bond revoked, she will be awaiting trial in jail. Hopefully her baby's father can take care of her son while she dries out.

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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Holly Hughes, Johnson City, TN

According to her Facebook page, Holly's occupation is "being the best mom I can be." Unfortunately, she has recently had a bit of a distraction from that occupation. Ms. Hughes, and her boyfriend, were busted in a car with meth, drug paraphernalia, and a large amount of cash. She also had another outstanding warrant. For her kids' sake, we wish her well in getting her life back together.

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Merissa Pittman,Tuscaloosa, AL

Well, at least she has that team spirit. Merissa was busted, along with two scruffy dudes and a mean looking girl, in a home in Tuscaloosa county. Pity the dude who was hooking up with the other woman. Roll Tide!

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Thursday, June 5, 2014

Raven Hayley Boatwright, Lexington, SC

Details are sketchy, but one thing is certain: Raven definitely qualifies as a meth angel. Raven, 19 years old, was busted along with an 18 year old friend, and a couple of 30-something guys, in a house full of meth mess. The party was abruptly moved to the county jail.

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Thursday, April 3, 2014

Marza Floyd, Tulsa, OK

Usually, we have to find an old photo of our meth angels, because they tend to look pretty rough in their mugshot. Not so with Marza Floyd. Judging by her mugshot, she's new to the meth game. She's also new to the mother game: When the cops came knocking, her 8 month old infant was in the bedroom next to the laundry room, where they were cooking meth.

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Tessa Yvonna Demers, Beatrice, NE

Traffic stops are the bane of the drug user. If you are going to use drugs, it's best not to drive around with drug paraphernalia. And if you're going to drive around with a scale, a large amount of cash, and a crack pipe, at least  you should have a driver's license. Well, Tessa chose "none of the above." She is now temporarily enjoying the hospitality of the Gage County Sheriff.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Britney Dent, Duncanville, AL

Ms. Dent, and three others, were caught in the act of cooking up a batch of meth. Based on their names, if appears that two of them were related to Ms. Dent. A family affair, if you will. Momma is looking quite rough. Our advice to Britney: If you don't want to look like that in 20 years, find something better to do than meth.

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Thursday, March 13, 2014

Angela Denison, Henderson, TX

Ms. Denison and three associates were busted on federal warrants for meth trafficking. Sadly, she has a child in 7th grade, and another one who earned "All As Honor Roll" in high school last year. Looks like dad will be the one doing homework with them from now on.

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Friday, March 7, 2014

Amber Rice, Boiling Springs, SC

Ms. Rice, 19, and two male associates, were arrested when cops found a meth lab in the house. One of the guys had two kids there, too ... sounds like a custody issue, eh?

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Thursday, March 6, 2014

Trista Lynn Courtney, Berkeley Springs, WV

Seems like just yesterday that Trista was working her dad's concession stand at the county fair. Now, she's accused of cooking and dealing meth. This bust was the first meth lab they've found in that county in over 25 years ... which would be about when Ms. Courtney was born.

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Sunday, March 2, 2014

Amanda Nicole Roberts, Arab, AL and Amber Celeste Roberts, Lacey's Spring, AL

Readers, meet the Roberts sisters. A couple of blonde haired, blue eyed Alabama girls, who had hardly a photograph on their Facebook pages without a beautiful child in tow. Sadly, these women stand accused of doing a little "southern cooking." Even worse, Amber had her two year old child with her in the house.

These lovely young ladies are already looking quite hard in the mugshots. Be sure to click to the article and see for yourself. Too late to recover? Let's hope not. Rehab, ladies. And stay away from those Widner boys.

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Friday, January 24, 2014

Kayleigh Wyman, Ponte Vidra Beach, FL

Kayleigh, 22, and her 34 year old boyfriend, were arrested in their home, in a golf course community a few blocks from the beach near Jacksonville. Don't get me wrong, it's not Augusta National. But still, why do you need meth when you're living the dream?

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Thursday, January 9, 2014

Caley Proctor, Boise, ID

Yeah, we know. There's not a lot to do in Boise. But hanging out in a meth house is not a good way to spice things up. The good news is, by the time you bond out you'll probably be detoxed. So stay away from that stuff, and find something else to do in Boise. Or if you can't find anything better to do, move somewhere more exciting ... like Cheyenne, or Bismarck.

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Shauna Clement, St. Cloud, MN

Ms. Clement is just 19, just months out of Apollo High School in St. Cloud, Minnesota. She was busted, with friend Emilly Ulik, sporting outstanding warrants, in a meth house. Not sure what you're doing with the rest of your life, Shauna, but this would be a good time to find something better.

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Emilly Ulik, St. Joseph, MN

This is what Ms. Ulik looked like in May:



This is what she looked like in November:



Here's what she is doing now:
Task force finds meth, arrests 4 in St. Joseph
Either it has been a rough year, or Ms. Ulik needs to stay away from the meth.