Brittany Degeyter, St. Martinville, LA

 

Brittany is the mother of 3 children under 10, all of whom tested positive for meth. We'd say they are going to throw her under the bus, but she's already way lower than that. Have fun in prison, Brittany - and next time, keep the drugs to  yourself.

Brittany Nicole Woody, Morganton, NC

 

The aptly named Ms. Woody was pulled over for a bad license plate, another chapter in something which has always mystified us. Note to drug traffickers: Keep your plates current and your tail lights working. You may get busted anyway, but bad plates are the fast lane to prison.

Natalie Shein, Brooklyn, NY

Meth, heroin, and more ... sounds like a mobile drug store. The lovely Ms. Shein was released due to a "medical condition." Perhaps she can do something about that hair while she's out also.

Sabra McCurdy, Modesto, CA

Ms. McCurdy, whose Facebook page is full of photos of children, was one of 3 arrested in a drug raid. Cops found 1.3 pounds of meth, 10.5 grams of heroin, and a stolen handgun. McCurdy's fiancee was also arrested.

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Brooke Schaneman, Mitchell, NE (part 2)

Today's Meth Angel first graced our pages five years ago. We had forgotten about her, until we saw that people were still posting comments on her page after all this time.

A quick search revealed that Brooke is a slow learner. Last May, she tried on clothes at the mall, and left her meth in the dressing room. That "oops" earner her a two year prison sentence. She is eligible for parole this May.

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Myranda Clifton, Concord, NH

Today's Meth Angel hails from the free state of New Hampshire. Unfortunately for Ms. Clifton, "Live Free or Die" does not extend to meth. And while we would be inclined to give such a lovely young lady a pass, Merrimack County did not do so.

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Shanelle Diane, Warsaw, IN

Ms. Diane, 21 years old, is reported to have been riding around with a one pot meth lab and a male friend. Apparently, meth gives her lots of energy: She has more than 3,300 Facebook friends, and has posted so many selfies that I wore out a mouse scrolling through them all.

Now, lest you believe every rumor you've heard about our latest meth angel, she would like to correct the record:

Okay. So on some real shit tho. You can totally call me what you want. You can definitely think what you want! go ahead and say what you want.. But totally dont go around saying you know exactly what happen when you were not there and you did not ask me or anyone else that was involved. I am the one that will keep it straight up 100 with you. I aint got no reason to lie or bullshit you or the next person that may wanna ask. So you wanna start bullshit drama, okay then, start it!! But foreal foreal ask me what went down and why it went down. I will tell you every single word and detail of what really happen. Hope you gain something on the story you tell that is false as fuck, and hope it makes you feel better and bigger calling me whatever it is you seem to want to call me.. ‪#‎keepingit100‬

Yeah, that's a post on her famous Facebook page. So check her out, hit her up with a friend request, whatever. She's #keepingit100 so it's all good.

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