Brittany Degeyter, St. Martinville, LA

 

Brittany is the mother of 3 children under 10, all of whom tested positive for meth. We'd say they are going to throw her under the bus, but she's already way lower than that. Have fun in prison, Brittany - and next time, keep the drugs to  yourself.

Brittany Nicole Woody, Morganton, NC

 

The aptly named Ms. Woody was pulled over for a bad license plate, another chapter in something which has always mystified us. Note to drug traffickers: Keep your plates current and your tail lights working. You may get busted anyway, but bad plates are the fast lane to prison.

Natalie Shein, Brooklyn, NY

Meth, heroin, and more ... sounds like a mobile drug store. The lovely Ms. Shein was released due to a "medical condition." Perhaps she can do something about that hair while she's out also.